Hollywood - Michael Jackson is quietly recovering after his latest outpatient plastic surgery procedure in which the embattled pop-star had his head enlarged to ten times the normal size to accommodate his ego.
Jackson, who is worshipped by millions as the Messiah, had been suffering from brain cramps for several years as his ego grew to phenomenal proportions thanks to the cluelessness of a bootlicking fanbase.
"I guess we should have expected this," a Jackson aide told The Spoof. "After all, when a man holds a gigantic music festival in honor of himself, it kind of goes without saying that he's got just a wee-bit of bloat in the self-image department." The aide was immediately set upon by Jackson's fans, who tore the hapless aide to shreds and ate him.
Jackson was unavailable for comment, but has promised to issue a statement through his Press Agent, Pope John Paul II, later this week.