Jack Canfield, author of the internationally acclaimed "Chicken Soup for the Soul" books, held a press conference to introduce a new addition to the series.
"Chicken Soup for the gangsta rapper's soul"
Mr. Canfield explained how he noticed that there had been a decrease in the sales of his books during the past two years. So in an effort to roll in even more green and to appeal to a different audience he hit the streets of New York and LA to find out what the people really wanted. He tells us:
"The book is basically targeted to my dawgz out there just tryin' to make a livin' while dealin' wit issues like haterz bitin' off their shyyt, parole officers and baby mama drama"
"I'm just keepin it real"
His research included livin' it up with Snoop Dogg, hitting the hottest parties and sippin' crystal while "bouncin' to the illest rhymes out there."
"Yo, dem partyz were off da hook-fo shizzle...dayuum all the honeyz were like: 'wasup pa?' but I knew they was just after mah cheddar"
When a reporter asked him if he smoked a little grass with his new "crew", Mr. Canfield replied:
"You must be trippin" and then proceeded to reach into his oversize jeans and pull out a bottle of eye drops.