Big Brother Lisa, whose partner Mario was expelled from the house last week, has admitted to her fellow housemates that the pair once went camping and saw "a green man". It's not yet known whether it was "little".
Astonished housemates gasped as the lass from Lancashire debriefed herself on the normally security-sensitive subject of alien life forms. Lisa told her audience that they had come face-to-face with the green man "in a clearing", and that it had been more afraid of them, than they had been of it.
Still, being fitness fanatics, they bolted, and when they returned to the spot the next day, they were surprised to find that the green man had vanished, along with their tent. This, they assumed, had been taken away "for analysis".
According to Lisa, the incident is alleged to have taken place on land near Leigh, a regular hang-out for UFO enthusiasts.
Farmer Donald Snoop, dressed in a green Burberry wax jacket and green wellingtons, owns the land. He told our reporter:
"Aye, I remember 'em well enough. She were fiddlin an' fumblin' wiy 'is Fadgehammer. I took tent away. Pesky kids! This is private land, y'know!"