Caracas Venezuela-- The Miss Universe pageant was held over the weekend in this capital city. Contestants came from all over the world and even from other planets. A contestant from the Triffid Nebula was crowned Miss Universe.
The raven-haired emerald-skinned beauty is amphibious. She resembles a cross between Angelina Jolie and Kermit the Frog. Miss Universe agreed to pose nude for Benthouse Magazine for a million dollars after winning the title.
"Oooooooohh I can't wait to be a nudie!" gurgled the slippery beauty. "Guys tell me I have great gill slits. I can't wait to show them to everyone. I hope they turn all purple and shiny for everyone. I'm even going to show my birth pouch to the camera. Wait to you see my va-va-vooms!"
Miss Universe jumped into her boiling mud bath and finished eating the runner-up, Miss USA.
Miss Universe says she will use the million dollars to buy hundreds of Venezuelan orphans. "I plan to eat most of them on the way back to the Triffid Nebula and give the rest to friends." said the happy winner.