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Topics: Gay, Comedians, straight

Saturday, 12 July 2008

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Alan Carr

Muched loved comedian Alan Carr has always been known to be gay. Now after spotting him on a night out, I have proof (well, not the type that would stand up in court, just my own fevered rantings) that this is nothing but an act.

Seen leaving the posh Mayfair Nightclub, Carr, 32, had a pretty brunette on his arm and was spotted kissing her passionately and leaving her South London home in the early hours of this morning. Close friend of Alan's, Justin Lee Collins, was shocked to hear this news.

'I always did think Alan was truly gay. I think just about everyone did. He was always a big part of the gay community and they are now likely to be hostile towards him.'

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