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Saturday, 12 July 2008

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What happened Dakota?!

At the moment Hollywood is filled with rising stars who aren't even old enough to drink. Kids like Miley Cyrus and Dakota Fanning are children who who have become household names, but has anyone wondered what their future will hold?

Rihanna is a 19 year old pop singer currently has numerous hits in the charts, so what does her future hold? In 15 years time she will be regretting the failed marriage to another failed child star Zac Efron, and will be trying desperately to get the judge to give her custody of their 5 children. There will also be the problem of her gambling addiction, which poses the question, 'Will she have enough money to raise her kids?'

In 15 years time the Jonas brothers will have split up after a huge fight between Nick and Kevin. Nick recorded several solo albums that flopped in the charts, and Kevin went on to marry Miley Jonas (formerly Miley Cyrus). Joe was left to pick up the pieces and is rumoured to be working at the local supermarket.

The cast of High School Musical completed High School Musical 5, and are currently in the process of making High School Musical; Haunted Halloween. Critics are already stating the cast are living up to their reputation of being 'failures in all sense of the word.' Vanessa Hudgens is still having trouble covering up the ugly scar she acquired on her face when she crashed her car while drink driving. Ashley Tisdale is still in a coma after being the car's passenger. The producers send their best wishes and are auditioning for her part at the moment.

In 15 years, Dakota Fanning will be joining the likes of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan in a drug and alcohol rehabilitation clinic. She is one of the many stars that managed great achievements while she was young, only to fall and become obsolete as the years passed. She is still the youngest person ever to be nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award, but other than that there is little recognition of what her past did for her.

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