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Thursday, 10 July 2008

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Sarkozy bargains for Bush's Lama

Chinese leaders have taken the unusual position of procurer for the American President as they warn French president and adulterer Nicolas Sarkozy to keep his distance from the recent consort of America's Mr. Bush. Bush recently boasted that he was the only sitting US President to get together with the Tibetan reincarnation of the Buddha.

Sarkozy who lately abandoned his wife and family for a model and pop singer was rumored to have his eye on the Lama. Chinese officials defended their pandering for W:

"Bush had him first and that is very important for the Chinese sense of fairness. We all know that the lama was hot for every US Prez since Truman but Bush was the only one to dilly dally with the Dalai Lama and so we stand by his right to the Holy Man!"

When First Lady Carla Bruni was asked about her man's desired dalliance with the Dalai, she explained that she and Nicolas are French:" And so,ow do you zay, we fucka everything that moves!"

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