Written by Pointer
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Thursday, 10 July 2008

image for MacArthur Park : Someone Left the Bleeding Immigrants Out in the Rain
Bruised by Bobby's Baton

In an uncanny reprise of the 60's hippie anthem, "MacArthur Park", nineteen LAPD police officers are facing discipline for their negligent treatment of journalists and immigration rights advocates during a MacArthur Park May Day Rally.

"Baton beatings made the pink green icing float down", internal affairs Master and Commander Webb reported, "Someone left the cake out in the rain and there will be hell to pay".

Commander Webb worried that he didn't think that he could take another lapse in police discipline and that it had taken so long to make it and that he feared that he would never have that recipe again: "Oh Nooooo!" the commander told reporters

Make Pointer's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 3?

6 22 8 11

Go to top