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Thursday, 10 July 2008

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She only wants A-Rod for her ever expanding family

Madonna, the singer and original pop-tart, claims that she is not having an affair with New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) as has been reported in several media sources. This singer says that A-Rod's wife is mistaken in her accusations and that nothing sexual has happened between the two.

The singer does, however, admit that she is attempting to adopt the ball player to add him to her ever growing family. "I need a Mexican-American hitter first because Angelina and Brad don't have one of those yet."

When asked what she had done to entice the future Hall of Famer to be her latest child, Madonna replied that "breastfeeding has been a good tactic that he seems to enjoy."

Upon hearing the latest announcement, it was reported that Brangelina were attempting to contact Sammy Sosa and Pudge Rodriguez.

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