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Wednesday, 9 July 2008

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Let It Bleed

New Yawk NY-- Keith Richards, famed guitarist for The Rolling Stones, said today he died in 1969 and is a vampire. The rock legend says he died from a drug overdose during the notorious Altamont Concert. A vampire fan jumped up on stage and helped him "cross over and become a vampire."

"Does anyone really believe someone like me could live this long?" asked Keith. "I'm one of the biggest druggies of all time. I've lived at least ten lives and plan to live forever. The Stones will still be playing 10,000 years from now." said the star.

Keith says Mick Jagger and Ron Wood are also vampires. He told TheSpoof.com Paul and Ringo are also vampires but that John Lennon and George Harrison refused the offer and "paid with their lives."

"I just can't believe anybody thinks the Stones are still alive. We all died decades ago. We are vampires now and we are immortal. It's so easy to get fresh blood too. That's why we still perform concerts. It attracts all the young virgins."

Keith said that turning into vampires inspired some of the Stones best albums. "Just listen to Let It Bleed. It has all the answers." he said.

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