Spongebob Squarepants denies claim of fathering Miss Piggy's lovechild known as Shrek. "OK, I had a few drinks that night, and Piggy spent the night. Besides, Patrick and Kermit where there the whole time."
"Piggy is just not my type," he added.
Patrick could not comment because he is just too stupid. That brings us to Kermit.
Kermit admits he had an attraction to Piggy, and even though he had hooked up with her many times, he claims, "Shrek must be Spongebob's baby, just because he is green and has my eyes doesn't mean anything."
Miss Piggy claims still that Spongebob is the father. She is planning to split with him though because of his expensive internet porn use, and the rumors that he was playing around. Who really knows? Who really cares, but it is a shame to drag Shrek though all this mud. I guess that's what pigs do.