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Monday, 7 July 2008

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Magician Ilsa Triksa has just had his 9th divorce in 2 years, ever since he became a professional magician.

In an interview, his ex-wife (name withheld to prevent Voodoo spells) told sources that the magic had died down in their relationship. In the start it was all about rabbits from hats and card tricks. But soon the magic wore thin. The coins stopped reappearing from nowhere and the magician no longer disappeared for hours into a parallel universe.

The magician refused to comment. However, a close friend of his has confirmed that he has lost a little magic in the relationship. Concentrating on his career meant that he had to divert the magic powder and spells from his love life to his job.

The perils of work seemed to have consumed yet another happy relationship.

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