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Wednesday, 19 May 2004

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No Jennifer, no LaToya, no love!

Former American Idol contestants Jennifer Hudson and LaToya London are fighting back. Both of them were unfairly booted off the show.

Hudson and London are now in the studio to record a song that viciously attacks Idol. Hudson, who's still steaming over her loss, says the song will expose the show for the disgrace that it has become.

London didn't say too much, because she was still crying over her own eviction, so Hudson spoke for her. "She's too damn mad, because she really deserved to win," said Hudson in an interview with the New York Times.

In addition, the song accuses Simon Cowell of being a traitor, given the fact that Cowell obviously wanted London to win. However, London says the real traitors are the voters, who kept her from advancing to the finals.

Any final words of advice for Fantasia Barrino, the third member of the Three Divas? "Don't let the same thing happen to you. You really deserve this more than that white Beyonce wannabe (Diana DeGarmo) or that Lilo reject Jasmine (Trias)," said London.

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