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Monday, 7 July 2008

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I never been to Engerland, although that piss-ant Tommy Steele keeps begging me to.

John Lennon and Elvis will team up for a duet. The two have long admired each others work and will finally work on a project together.

The song tentatively titled "mama I'm dead," is a retrospective on the fact that both singers are dead and buried.

"Death where is thou sting," said Elvis. "Being dead is no reason not to record or to keep busy."

John Lennon also added "Imagine there is no death, you see its easy to push back the limitation of the grave if we just imagine it so."

Elvis has kept busy since his death designing custom toilet seats and haunting Liquor stores in the south. "You know being dead had me depressed for a while; I just did not know what to do with myself, but now with my toilet seat business and this project things are looking up for me," said Elvis. "I also want to be a voice for the dead, we have rights to you know!"

John, hopes to work again with his former bands mates, but Paul and Ringo are causing some hesitation in the project, because they have refused to die as of yet. Even though, Paul looks dead and Ringo smells died, we just can do it until its official.

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