As the third American Idol voting snafu in recent weeks, Paris Hilton has received 4.3 million votes, enough to make it into the finals. This was surprising considering Paris Hilton is not a contestant on American Idol.
"What is that exactly?" asked Hilton "Is that some kind of religious holiday?"
It's suspected that hackers or racism was responsible. An investigation is underway. In the meantime, Paris Hilton will appear in the American Idol finals, competing against a duck that received 4.1 million votes.
American Idol semi-finalists Jasmine Trias, Fantasia Barrino, and Diana DeGarmo were crying hard when they heard the news.
"This isn't fair," sobbed Degarmo, "Sure, its okay when two black girls get voted off unfairly, but I'm a blonde. What gives?"