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Saturday, 5 July 2008

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Maysoon speaks Arabic - run for your lives!

Big Brother introduced three new housemates last night, all of them female, but none was as glamorous or 'interesting' as Maysoon, a 28-year-old model, who speaks Arabic, which is worrying.

Already in the house is Mohamed Mohamed, a soft-spoken Somalian, who may have leanings towards warmongering, and this latest addition can only spell trouble for the Police Anti-Terrorism branch.

Maysoon told Big Brother in her pre-selection interview that she likes to "live life in the fast lane", and it is, therefore, unclear why she applied to join this show, with its motley crew of bimbos, losers and dysfunctional morons, when she could be strutting her stuff on the international stage, rather than on some third-rate Channel 4 vehicle.

Apart from Arabic, she also speaks English, Kurdish, Persian, Dan, and Pashto, and knows bomb-words in several other tongues.

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