New Yawk NY-- A shocking cookbook supposedly written by an actual space alien is rocking the publishing and entertainment industries. The author is Osama bin Spaghettios (OBS) and his cookbook is about serving man--as the main course. The book has reached number one on both the New Yawk Times and Amazonia.com lists. OBS has appeared on many daytime talk and cooking shows. Strange deaths and disappearances seem to follow him.
OBS first appeared on "Regis And Kelly Live" today. He was scheduled for the first half hour and demonstrated how to cook Chili Con Kelly. It's too bad Kelly disappeared after only ten minutes. Regis did enjoy the chili but complained about "all the blonde hair floating around."
OBS next appeared on "The View". Barbara Walters wanted OBS to help in a celebrity 'roast' of Whoopi Goldberg. Ms. Walters collapsed when OBS actually did roast her at 400 degrees for three hours.
The final stop for the day was "The Oprah Winfrey Show". OBS made an 'Oprah Omelet' for the studio audience made from a dozen eggs and 800 pounds of dark meat. Oprah also vanished. The studio audience loved the omelet, especially the chunks of juicy dark meat.
Osama bin Spaghettios will be doing a book signing later today at Rocketfeller Center. All customers are requested to be scrubbed clean, nude, and stuffed with peppers.