Notorious womanizer and ex-heroin addict Russell Brand was spotted yesterday with a new woman on his arm. Obviously this is not real news as it is a regular occurrence, happening most days. However this was no ordinary woman, this was Australian beauty Teresa Palmer AKA Daniel Radcliffe's 'December Boys' co-star.
Daniel and Teresa shared his first sex scene in the film, and Dan is angered that Russell is taking 'his girl' away from him. "SHE IS MINE!" he yelled "I SAW HER FIRST!" someone has to tell this naive little boy that is not how the real world works, and that obviously Russell's magic wand has cast a much stronger spell over the actress.
While Radders sulks for his lost 'love' in rainy London, Randy Russ is holidaying in Mexico with the sexy Aussie. An onlooker revealed: "They looked like any loved-up couple on holiday. If I didn't know about Russell's reputation I'd be sure it was serious."
Lets hope this news doesn't reach overseas to the delicate ears of Daniel. In fact, no, I have my fingers crossed that he does hear of the couples closeness, because it might just push him into the arms of another- like moi!