17 May, 2004 Mr. Walt Disney speaking from 'Beyond', through an often used, under paid, unnamed camera man from a television set called "Crossing Over", hosted by 'John Edwards'; Announced that film maker Michael Moore should have "stuck with the original film contract" he and Moore agreed on early 2002, instead of the now well publicized film "Fahrenheit 9/11".
According to Walt (through the often used, under paid, unnamed camera man, with John Edwards interpretation) while lounging on his golden recliner, at a 33 degree adjust, resting on his comfortable masonic cloud; "Mr. Moore had agreed to make a new Disney film for me about two cute little, PEACE LOVING, funky, clever, and fictional characters called, 'Rumsfeld the Lucky Ducky' and his buddy 'Leafy the Twiggy Bush'. What are the children supposed to watch now that Mr. Moore has changed course on my importantly sort after project? Some 'moore selective 9-11 truths' called "Fahrenheit 9/11", exposing silly friends of mine that covertly serve an European bankers agenda of absolute 'global rule', under the guise of BIG OIL, and empty SUV 4x4 petrol tanks? Arr balderdash!!! Where's my lawyer's AOL e-mail address, Mayer?"
Moore replied to this reporter saying; "I have never liked John Edwards and his andy pandy show, (be)cause he used to steal my lunch money at high school, and told all my ... ugh, friend (1) that I liked junkie Charlton Heston movies" -- Thus rejecting all the allegations that the often used, unnamed, and under paid 'Crossing Over' camera man had passed on from Walt, through John, to Rod, to Mike.
Moore, hearing about this "Rumsfeld the Lucky Ducky" and his buddy "Leafy the Twiggy Bush" film proposal, showed some positive interest in the idea, but refused to comment further until he talked to Walt in person about another "fat pay check" and another "written contract".
Walt, having found out about Moore's negative "balderdash" remarks today, immediately took to his gold covered laptop affectionately known as "G", and immediately started an AOL search for a 'moore' reputable spirit medium to counteract MM's negative comments, through.
We can now report after a fair bit of nagging, that Mr. Disney is trying to make contact with a very short fellow, with a very tall moustache, on a rival television show, that might take on W.D's case.
Stay tuned to this exclusive 'The Spoof' article as 'moore' details unfold from the séance tent at Cony Island's amusement park.
Extra note: The often used, unnamed, under paid camera man has resigned due to excessive "spiritual wear and tear", claiming he "would be best used in other fictional programs such as FOX and CNN news".