One of our contributors died today after not eating for 3 months. Apparently he could not find the logout button and ran out of food.
Mike, the office joker who admitted removing the button for a lark, said he completely forgot about it when he went home for the weekend. Its not his job to monitor writer on-time.
"Maybe the guy was just trying to think of something to write about" said the Spoof Chief Medical Officer and disclaimed all responsibility for the well um tragedy.
"I bet he just didn't make it to the hundred word limit."