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Friday, 20 June 2008

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Inside Whinehouse's chest today

London - (Ass Mess): Royal Freak Hospital sources have said singer Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed as suffering from as virulent form of a 'TB' virus caught after snogging Tony Blair in a Camden Lock crack house.

Winehouse, 23, started spitting venom and collapsed at her Jeffrey Archer Street house earlier this week.

She was rushed to what has been described as 'arguably the filthiest and dirtiest hospital in London' and diagnosed with a Tony Blair-related pathogen.

Specialists then identified a sample taken from her arm as 75% pure Whitehall crack.

Winehouse's husband meanwhile is enjoying a pre-sentencing lull at HMP Belmarsh where chums of Abu Hamza are keeping his nostrils on the go with regular redwoods of assorted narcotic powders.

Flake Bleeder-Weevil, 29, is facing 15 years for GMH and onstruction.

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