Ageing ex Beatle Paul McCartney is reportedly dating his old rival Yoko Ono.
Macca and John Lennon's widow were spotted eating out at a swanky new restaurant in New York called K.Nobs Onli recently. The pair were supposedly more interested in each others menu than anything in the restaurant.
Shocked onlookers told us, "They were just all over one another, it was really disgusting, kissing and groping each other in front of people who are trying to eat". They also said that the odd couple were engaging in extremely bizarre behaviour that included Macca doing tequila slammers on Yoko's legs and her yelping like a pup whenever he did this.
Sources close to Mc Cartney's camp claimed that when his children were told about this relationship they threw up in shock. As did Sean Lennon and Ringo Starr.
So far, both the oldies have refused to comment on their (horrid) love affair but we bet Macca's relieved that Wings have already split up.