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Thursday, 19 June 2008

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Gossipteenypuss begs: Keep my sad ass off the street!

Hollywood Stars like Ashton Kutcher and Brooke Mueller and their respective baby sitters Demi Moore and Charlie Sheen have hosted the Butterfly Ball to aid the homeless and near homeless persons of Southern California.

A silent auction had countless starlets' maidenheads and their multiple lovers' spent condoms for bargain basement prices.

Soon to be homeless Excito-hoes, Winehouse, Cyrus, Spears I and II and all of the other gossipteenypusses that titillate TheSpoof.com and countless other dotcum voyeurs expressed gratitude to the many trust fund lawyers who have kept their tired asses off of the street.

Most were sober enough to also thank the fundraisers who were actively keeping their sad behinds from being homeless.

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