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Wednesday, 18 June 2008

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The graphics are amazingly realistic

Fresh after the success of 'Brain Training', 'Brain Training 2' and 'Learn To Cook Food in the Kitchen Training', Dr Kawashima's latest offering is targeting mothers of the videogaming world, which make up a staggering 0.003% of the videogame playing public.

'Potty Training' utilises the dual screen display and the stylus to give clear instructions on exactly how to potty train your newborn, with clear graphics and an ingenius scoring method.

Nintendo's head honcho Shigeru Miyamoto, who was responsible for the creation of the seminal Super Mario said he was 'Extremely excited about this new direction that gaming was heading towards'.

If, as believed, it's going to sell incredibly well, Nintendo will announce plans for a follow up version for adults entitled 'Have A Good Shite for Yourselves Training' with a certificate 18 rating.

The game is due for release in the second quarter third and a half of the year.

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