Singer/actress/activist Barbra Streisand has posted the following message on her website:
To my fanns: I just want to ashure everybody that if we elect George W. Bush pressident again, it will be a desasterus decishun on the part of the voters. As a result, I plan to rellocat to France, Itally, or maybe somewhare in Yurope if Bush wins the elexion this year.
There is much discussion in Hollywood's corridors of power about exactly who should be the one to break the news to the legendary diva that George W. Bush will not even be on the ballot in November.
Liberals believe that Streisand's husband James Brolin should be the one to break the news to her that Bush isn't on the ballot. Conservatives, on the other hand, are hard at work trying to figure out a way to make Streisand think that Bush won.