A little known fact until now is that Prince William is a prolific spoof writer and is one who appears in Lowton's top 15 list of 20 writers on a regular basis. Being an insider, the future King wants to move incognito amongst the peasantry in this nation and is privy to much information in government circles.
His Royal Highness, hand-in-hand with Kate Middleton after watching the 90th anniversary RAF flypast at Buckingham Palace, told In Seine News (who is NOT him by the way!);
"I just love TheSpoof.com and the stories it contains. Unbeknown to some writers, their works are far nearer the truth than one could imagine. Some are a bit close to the knuckle, but I find the ones about my little brother and Chelsy absolutely hilarious! The ones about Grandmother and Grandfather are funny too and it's nice to know what you people think of oneself and Katie."
Commander Wales said that when he goes off to the Caribbean he will miss being able to write for TheSpoof, but should have many draft stories saved up - mainly tales of the sea.
"When I do get to be King I am going to give Mark Lowton a Knighthood and his website a 'by Royal Appointment' seal." he added.
Look out for Lord Lowton of Lancaster