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Tuesday, 17 June 2008

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Dr. Who Meets Mr. Spock

London - The sci-fi universes of Dr. Who and Star Trek are combining to make Hollywood's newest blockbuster. The TARDIS will land on the bridge of television's original USS Enterprise to fight an alliance between the Daleks and the Romulans.

The cast boasts Tom Baker as Dr. Who and Willam Shatner as Captain Kirk. Clever editing and computer magic will merge the classic Star Trek cast with the most popular Doctor Who incarnation. No new filming is needed.

The plot involves a Dalek and Romulan alliance to conquer the Milky Way. Only Dr. Who and the Enterprise can save the Federation. Dr. Who will have a fist fight with Captain Kirk soon after the TARDIS materializes next to the captain's chair. Dr. Who also argues with Dr. McCoy about medical technology. There is some comedy relief when Dr. Who and Mr. Spock discuss the nature of logic in an illogical universe. There is a surprise ending when Dr. Who chooses one of the Enterprise crew as a companion.

Look for cameo appearances by K-9, Mr. Data, the Brigadier, the Borg and other surprises as the two universes merge.

The movie premieres star-date 08/08/08 at 08:08:08.

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