Written by Don Davis
Print this
Topics: George W. Bush

Tuesday, 17 June 2008

image for President Bush Writes Book

Lame Duck U.S. President, George H. W. Bush has already announced the publication of his first book. Contrary to popular rumor it has more words than pictures.

His first book is titled "If I were President". As President Bush laments in his book "I would often sit around the White House late at night asking myself 'what would I do if I were President'. One night I decided to put these thoughts on paper and present them to Dick Cheney. He laughed at me. Jokes on him…now they're in a book".

Among Bush's list is:

  • Solve Social Security problem by deporting poor people over the age of 65.
  • Solve Health Care crisis by deporting sick people.
  • Replace Supreme Court with American Idol judges "that Paula Abdul cracks me up".

When asked where he plans to deport the poor elderly and the sick people he responded "that island the Smurfs live on".

Make Don Davis's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 plus 4?

2 5 18 13
88 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more