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Tuesday, 17 June 2008

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Lame Duck U.S. President, George H. W. Bush has already announced the publication of his first book. Contrary to popular rumor it has more words than pictures.

His first book is titled "If I were President". As President Bush laments in his book "I would often sit around the White House late at night asking myself 'what would I do if I were President'. One night I decided to put these thoughts on paper and present them to Dick Cheney. He laughed at me. Jokes on him…now they're in a book".

Among Bush's list is:

  • Solve Social Security problem by deporting poor people over the age of 65.
  • Solve Health Care crisis by deporting sick people.
  • Replace Supreme Court with American Idol judges "that Paula Abdul cracks me up".

When asked where he plans to deport the poor elderly and the sick people he responded "that island the Smurfs live on".

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