LOS ANGELES (R00ters) - Michael Jackson may relaunch his career as a Las Vegas act along with new friend Britney Spears. Thanks to the private equity group that recently bought the loan on his Neverland Ranch in California to help the pop star avert foreclosure, Jackson is looking at repayment options.
"Obviously I love Michael," said Britney, "and I want to help him save the Neverland Ranch. I think my stability will help Michael to become a better person."
The investment firm Colostomy Capital is discussing with Jackson various repayment options for the $23 million debt. While a long-term engagement as the resident performer of a Vegas casino is possible, the company wants Jackson to make sure it is the right move.
Another option would have Jackson doing something with Circ Du Solei, similar to the Beatles "Love". Jackson's version would of course be called "Thriller" and feature the clowns pretending to dangle children from windows floating over the audience like hot air balloons.
Still another option has Jackson getting breast implants surgery and assuming the role of his longtime friend and obsession Dianna Ross. No word on whether or not Mr Jackson would have a complete sex change. If Michael chooses this option he says it is contingent on getting his brothers from the Jackson 5 to become The Supremes.