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Thursday, 12 June 2008

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1980's cartoon character Strawberry Shortcake has fallen victim to the Puritanizing of America.

The rejection of the sinful Clintons and the idolatry of the Pure Obama has led to a rise in puritanical values.

Strawberry Shortcake of the 1980's has been much criticized lately for her flagrant display of her bloomers and her clearly suggestive petting of a pussy.

But as in the hidden sexsual messages in supposedly family oriented Disney films, the new Ms S. Shortie is showing her cakes in a pair of hottie hot tights and like American Girl Kit Kittredge, a US doll has found her way back into the sexsual imagination of the popular culture.

Puritan History expert, Burnwimin Atdastake commented:" When normal or even fringe desires are buried beneath the consciousness, you can expect them to re-emerge in unpredictable ways..."

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