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Wednesday, 11 June 2008

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George Galloway would have shown her some Respect

Big Brother, the TV reality show was wallowing in a new controversy today after Alexandra de-Gale alleged she had been disrespected by other housemates specifically, and white people in general.

Alex, as she has been disrespectfully dubbed, told Big Brother in a Diary Room interview that Rachel and Rebecca, respectively, had not shown her sufficient respect and had, in fact, 'dissed' her 'proppa big'.

She then went on to say that, irrespective of the reason for the disrespect, she respected Big Brother's decision not to take any action against the pair, because she, herself, was a respectful bitch, and knew many 'bloods' in the community who would "take care of the pair on the outside".

Alex, who is black (as if you hadn't guessed), was warned about her use of the word 'respect' and all its derivative forms.

She left the Diary Room cussin':

"Yo! Av nevva ad so much disrespect frone in me fayce. Am proppa upset, na mean? Disrespect me at y'peril! Na mean?"

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