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Wednesday, 11 June 2008

image for Britney Spears has Camel Toe Incident
"I got a look up her skirt - I thought maybe I trod on something down there."

Retired singing sensation and pop legend Britney "empty pram" Spears has been involved in a minor incident with a camel whilst visiting a Zoo. Miss Spears who was knitting for relaxation as she strolled the zoo grounds was seen to trip and fall onto the animals foot.

Both parties are said to be uninjured and have parted on good terms.

Accompanying journalists from the media scrum that follows little Britney's every move were heard to ask if she had ever considered a piercing herself. Ms Spears is said to have told them she had considered it on many occasions but that camel squealing had caused her to reconsider.

Miss Spears who is seen as a role model figure for teenage girls all over the world is said to be looking forward to her next supervised visit with her children.

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