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Tuesday, 10 June 2008

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Cameras Monitoring The Contestants Outrageous Antics as they Compete for Sultry Davina

Big Brother contestants have been promised a night of unadulterated wild hedonism with show host Davina McCall in exchange for extreme entertainment from the competitors it was alleged today.

An insider informed us that all contestants were told that the most outrageous contestant will be rewarded with a full night of steamy antics with the shows host, weather permitting.

McCall has wooed the contestants for years but this year she is set to reach new heights as she prepares to have a good time with one lucky participant.

McCall was previously thought to be heterosexual so her offer to sleep with the successful contestant, whether male or female, has alarmed and pleased many of her admirers.

Channel 4 chiefs are said to be secretly pleased with McCalls offer although they were quick to publicly distance themselves from the affair.

The contestants behaviour has become noticeably more outrageous since they were informed of the offer.

Miss McCall is watching with interest.

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