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Tuesday, 10 June 2008

image for Ron Paul to appear on Keeping Up With the Kardashians
" I just love my Ronnie Poo"

A spokesman for Ron Paul confirmed over the weekend that he would appear on the next season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The announcement comes while rumors continue to circulate on the internet that Ron Paul and Kim Kardashian are involved in a romantic relationship.

A top advisor to Paul issued this statement: "Ron Paul has agreed to appear on the upcoming season of the hit series Keeping Up With the Kardashians, concerning the rumors of him and Kim Kardashian being involved in a relationship I cannot either confirm nor deny these rumors. Viewers next season will see a side of Ron Paul that they have never seen and we will see if the rumors are true or not."

Calls to E networks were not returned.

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