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Sunday, 8 June 2008

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That is the last time I mix Vodka and Guiness..........

The Sy Snootles Big Band, last seen in space documentary Star Wars are to learn another tune, to see them in further gigs.

Snootles, the organ battering Alien has been leading the combo for more than 30 years. He, the brass section, drummer and assorted hangers on have been playing their one tune 'Laid-back generic fusion tune no 1' for all of their residency at the bar, which is frequented by a host of aliens and space creatures.

Master Yoda, the green pygmy, who has the same voice as half of the Muppets said: 'Like this Space Music, do I not.'

He is said to be more into the music of Coldplay, who in years to come unite the planets of the universe in bland millionaire rock...

Darth Vadar, nursing a sore head, following one two many beers said: 'It is about time they learned something new. For years I have wanted to take a Light Sabre to that fat alien.'

Yoda, who co-owns the bar with Bill Gates said: 'Great, that means that they will want to be paid more. That is just what I need!'

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