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Friday, 14 May 2004

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Michael Jackson tops the list in People Magazine's first annual "The 50 Ugliest People ". Jackson's numerous plastic surgeries and his private life, especially his private life with children has been a subject of a lot of public discussions for as long as anyone can remember.

The American society of Plastic Surgeons went rather indignant after the documentary "Living with Michael Jackson" aired, in which the singer released several rather intriguing statements. One of the most memorable statements was that he has only had "...er two nose jobs"; It made them wonder if people like Jacko will ever consider suing for malpractice once they snap out of denial.

Staying true to their editorial style, "People" has a "Jacko Through The Decades" timeline in which the reader can see the metamorphisis in which the singer transforms from a cute little black boy into an ugly white womany-man thing.

Other public figures that top the list are:
Donald Trump, Omarosa, William Hung, Martha Stewart and Anna Nicole Smith.

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