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Saturday, 31 May 2008

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Angeline Jolie, star of movies such as Foxfire and 'When Collagen goes wrong' has given birth to twins in an Indian Teepee today. Continuing her humanitarian work, aging popstar Madonna is expected to legally adopt both, at some point this week.

"I don't think it's fair to bring up kids in America, the rampant fascism and easy availability of Fox News is just too dangerous. We have to protect the poor little mites. What kind of life will they have?" said Madonna from her English Country Mansion.

A spokesman for Angelina said "Twins? Will Hello magazine pay double for that?"

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