Written by Sophie Jayne

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Tuesday, 27 May 2008

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Emma ready for her new show.

For some reason unknown to me, Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson has launched her own show 'Who Wants Some Of My Millions'. The show will be very much like 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' except of course it will be on the BBC and Emma will be giving away her own money not the tax payers, or wherever these TV shows get their cash from.

In between the questions there will be rounds at which the contestants will have to lick hundreds and thousands off Emma's bare Chest. For every hundred and thousand they eat Emma will give them an additional pound.

"I can not wait to get started on the show, it is going to be so much fun especially the hundreds and thousands round, that was my own idea you know." Emma screamed.

Others are also as exited about the show "I am sooo watching it. I might even go on it!" Daniel Radcliffe smiled "I would get to lick sweets off her breast...dream come true!"

Who Wants Some Of My Millions will air on BBC 1 on Saturday night, I will not be watching.

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