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Topics: Miley Cyrus

Wednesday, 21 May 2008

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From the book's dustjacket...

London - (Teenage Ass Mess): A lightweight novel written some 29 years ago by British fiction writer John le Carré has proved to be spookily prescient.

Miley's People narrated the rise of a sinister Disney cabal that promotes extremely average pre-pubescents to Hollywood fame and glory.

Star-struck teenagers like Miley Cyrus are slowly persuaded to take off their clothes and publish the photographs.

The tacky public strip poker game continues as the TV shows showcasing the starlets' talents (sic) promote a wholesome attitude.

But all the while the Feds are on to the former KGB financiers who bankroll the nonsense, tracking their movements to the Russian oil markets.

From his St Buryan, Cornwall home today the author said:

"Nutz to you!"

Vanessa Hudgens is 19.

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