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Tuesday, 20 May 2008

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Gok Wan has once more, shown a different side to his nature after being arrested and charged after the Championship 'play off' game between Bristol City and Crystal Palace last week.

At the end of the game, hundreds of fans spilled onto the pitch to celebrate their win and forthcoming trip to Wembley where the chance to join the Premiership elite beckoned.

Camp presenter Wan was spotted by CCTV punching Palace manager Neil Warnock along with taunting Palace fans about their choice of clothing and was seen to throw a LancĂ´me foundation stick into the section that housed the Palace fans.

Wan is more famous for his hit channel 4 programme 'How to look Good Naked' but the only thing he showed that night was hatred and pure naked aggression.

The Spoof.com found out that Wan has 37 banning orders from football clubs and when England play abroad he must surrender his passport. Wan was arrested at the Stoke City last year when he threw a Revlon hair dryer at local fans and a bottle of Clinique moisturizer.

An NCIS spokesperson said that 'Wan is a bloody menace and is ruining the game'.

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