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Tuesday, 20 May 2008

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Ruby slippers can't bring hoes home!

Hollywood was banking on a big ticket from Sex in the City's Four Hoes film. The pic was filmed during the ascendancy of Senator Clinton and the belief that the White House would have a white lady behind its white picket fence. Critics and audiences were as ready to inaugurate Hillary as they were to welcome the four NYC hoes to filmdom fame, stylish heels in Grumman's Chinese cement and all that!

But as the fortunes of Mrs. Clinton have dropped faster than Bill's zipper, so too has the singles set of big city sex hoes gone down. In place of the expected front runner, black sexploitation film called Four Bros has risen to new box office heights.

An African American the Bros Karamazov is the story a three bothers and their illegitimate sibling who are all suspects in the assassination of the father figure sometimes referred to as the first black president and his really white first lady. The philosophical drama becomes a psychological trauma as the four bros turn out to be the fragments of a multiple personality disorder on its way to the White House

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