Cuddly astrologer Russell Grant has been approached by Harrod's owner Mohammed Al Fayed about what the future holds.
The bloke who tells lies for a living asked Al Fayed what his past live involved, and what made him ask for help now. The famously bubbly tea leaf expert said: 'I have been asked by many famous people what their future held. Gordon Brown makes no decisions, unless there is a balance in Pisces, and my mate Tom Cruise always phones at five in the morning to ask me for advice……….. I apologise for 'Far and Away' and 'Days of Thunder', even I make mistakes sometimes. I just told Mohamed that the future would resolve itself in good time, not to force any issues, and to keep his eyes on a Stranger that he will meet at some non-disclosed time in the future'
We are forced to point out, by way of balance, that other Astrologer's exist, that will sell this for a lot less.