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Sunday, 18 May 2008

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Russell Grant predicts, that somewhere, sometime it will be 8.41

Cuddly astrologer Russell Grant has been approached by Harrod's owner Mohammed Al Fayed about what the future holds.

The bloke who tells lies for a living asked Al Fayed what his past live involved, and what made him ask for help now. The famously bubbly tea leaf expert said: 'I have been asked by many famous people what their future held. Gordon Brown makes no decisions, unless there is a balance in Pisces, and my mate Tom Cruise always phones at five in the morning to ask me for advice……….. I apologise for 'Far and Away' and 'Days of Thunder', even I make mistakes sometimes. I just told Mohamed that the future would resolve itself in good time, not to force any issues, and to keep his eyes on a Stranger that he will meet at some non-disclosed time in the future'

We are forced to point out, by way of balance, that other Astrologer's exist, that will sell this for a lot less.

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