TV entertainment smorgasbord 'Tell me, is this your sheep?' in which comedian Joe Pasquale, squeaky voiced jokester of no repute asks the question is now topping the ratings.
The show, bought for a chip butty, and a sausage roll by blank eyed shark Simon Cowell is the most popular programme on niche channel 'The bottom of the barrel'. There is also a 'The bottom of the barrel channel' plus 1, so the shows can be watched twice.
Other shows on the fledgling channel include 'Paper Clip folding 101' 'Whoopee Cushion' a show presented by Whoopi Goldberg, and 'The name's Bond, - Jenni Bond' in which the former royal correspondent introduces herself to complete strangers on trains, and risks the indiscriminate indifferent of people who don't know who she is.
It is understood that all of Sarah Ferguson's programmes will be offered to 'Bottom of the Barrel Television' before the BBC and ITV.