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Saturday, 17 May 2008

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Dallas Cowboy starting quarterback Tony Romo has called it quits with singer/actress/model/blond bombshell Jessica Simpson. The football player was seen escorting American Idol runner up Kellie Pickler into a Fort Worth nightclub yesterday.

When asked what Kellie had that Jessica didn't, Romo said "maybe some luck? I don't know, but Jessica was a jinx to me. Every time she came to one of our games, we lost."

This reporter pointed out to Romo that both women are young, blond, attractive, have large breasts, and are dumber than a box of rocks. Tony responded by saying, "Yeah, but I spend all day with 300 pound linemen who kept getting passed from grade to grade and majored in lunch. Intelligence is not something I'm surrounded with."

"Besides, I think Jessica may have been right about Chicken of the Sea being chicken. It's white meat, ain't it?"

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