HOLLYWOOD - Producers here are apologizing to audiences today after they allowed an ugly person to appear in their teen movie entitled "Good-Looking People Get Killed Because of Technology."
"We are very embarrassed," said Milton Lee, Director and Producer of the film. "We didn't even know the ugly guy was there until the movie was released."
Lee states that the ugly guy, now identified as Filbert Hubert, was actually coffee fetcher for the camera man.
"There's one scene in the movie where you catch a glimpse of him," said Lee. "A bunch of hot chics and a group of really good-looking guys are talking in a crowded hallway. You can see Filbert walk by in the background carrying a cup of coffee."
Lee says the shot of Hubert last almost one second. "But that's long enough to ruin the whole movie," says Lee.
"I'm, like, really pissed," said Sarah Winters, 19, a really hot college student attending UCLA. "The movie was great, all these hot guys, and stuff. Then, this really un-hot guy walks by in the background, and I was like, what the hell was that? So I like, turned to my friend Brianna and said, like, did you see that ugly guy? He wasn't hot."
Winters said that the movie, which is a really deep movie about rich, white teenagers being killed by someone they meet in a chat room, was going great until Hubert showed his ugly head.
"Ew! It was just, like, so gross!" Said Winters.
"We're really sorry," said Director Lee. "We did not mean for this tragedy to happen. It was inexcusable on our part to allow an ugly person to be in our movie. It won't happen again."
Winters said that she hoped not, and that if they did put an ugly person in their films, they should have the sense to kill him off in the first five minutes.
"You know," she stated, "like they do the black guy."