When New Jersey prosecutors seized a pair of Michael Jackson's underpants, along with some handwritten notes from Henry Vaccaro Sr.'s warehouse several weeks ago, no one realized at the time that they had confiscated unpublished song lyrics to an as yet untitled song apparently penned by Jackson just a few months ago. The song addresses the King of Pop's unusual behavior in a frank and unsettling manner. We at the Spoof have obtained exclusive access to these song lyrics, which one can hope will surface on Jackson's next studio album, tentatively titled "The Pedophile", which is scheduled to be released in June of 2005.
Untitled Michael Jackson Song
You gotta uh
So I like to have sex with little boys
I lure them to Neverland with fancy toys
That one kid had cancer, he'll die anyday
Just ain't no way they're gonna put me away.
I got bored with my chimpanzee
Sex with him just didn't do it for me
I tried to have sex with Lisa Marie
But I'm Whacko Jacko, and that just ain't me.
Gonna buy me a white boy
Gonna dangle him high
Gonna wait till he's seven
And make his ass mine
Gonna name him umbrella
Gonna wrap him in lace
Gonna put him through hella
And jizz on his face
I've had hundreds of surgeons work on my nose
My skin is transparent and so white glows
I can't go outside in the rain or I'll melt
But that's fine cuz I got some new boys to be felt
I'm a freak of nature to the highest degree
And all of my fans think I'm nice as can be
But they're all morons, they don't even care
If I have a roomful of naked boys brushing my hair
You Gotta Uh
Jackson could not be reached for comment as he was too busy trying to trying to trade his daughter Paris to another parent for their son.