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Thursday, 15 May 2008

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Edwards prepares his Ax for BHO

The Seinfeld definition of gay, not that there is anything wrong with it, has had two clear illustrations in this year's Democratic Primary race.

Hair styled obsessed John Edwards and metro sexual BH Obama have displayed the thin, neat and might as well be single trifecta of how to tell a gay guy according to the now legendary sitcom.

Up to now the duo have been further apart than Jerry and Newman, that is, up till now...

Today, Edwards could no longer contain his effusive attraction to tall, thin and effete Obama. Endorsing the statuesque semi-Black man, Edwards lavished the almost Demo nominee with near seductive compliments and praise.

From Barack, all we saw was his cool deer-like look with a near hint of a long lashed batting of the eyes. GLBTQ political experts have been gushing all over the internet about a pair made in gay heaven.

Obama-Edwards will get the closet Christian conservative vote and Gay Repub Lincoln Log cabin group has already got a log for this Oreo cookie.

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