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Monday, 12 May 2008

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The Hogwarts resistance were rushed off set in an ambulance.

In a freak accident some are calling too much of a coincidence, both Harry Potter actors Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter himself) and Emma Watson (clever clogs side kick) have been badly injured.

The two were filming an key scene when Radders slipped on some oil that was lying about on the floor. Simultaneously, inches away, Wattsy slipped on a discarded banana skin and once again ended up on her back!

Daniel received a blow to the head that knocked him unconscious, and doctors fear that if he did not already have it he will have brain damage. Emma, has broken her spine in two different places and will possibly never walk again (What a shame!)

"Both Emma and Daniel have been extremely inconsiderate!" yelled feisty Harry Potter film director, "How could they schedule their accidents on the same day? Why couldn't they wait until filming was over, how are we supposed to carry on filming without the main characters, I ll be docking their wages!"

But why would Radders and Wattsy purposely injure themselves, what good would that do? I personally think someone else has done this for personal gain. My finger points towards Rupert Grint, without sounding too Scooby Doo, maybe Rup had got tired of living in the shadows of Emma and Daniel thought he might do away with them, after all we all know he is the best actor out of the trio and way hotter than Daniel.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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