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Monday, 12 May 2008

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Had her velvet tipped, recently

Heroes starlet Hayden Panettiere has joined the ranks of the Hollywood elite by launching her own online sex video co-starring Angelina Jolie. Demand for the video has been so high the internet crashed at around 10pm last night and boffins have been unable to 'get it up' since then.

A spokesman for the Internet, now taken over by AT&T, said 'We tried switching it on and off again but it didn't work. That was our best shot. It's something to do with servers. Maybe a bug or something.'

Those that had been able to download a copy of the video before the crash were unavailable for comment. A mother of one of the lucky few was quoted as saying 'He hasn't been out of the bathroom for days. I hope he's ok.'

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