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Monday, 12 May 2008

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Hayden's lesbian threesomes romps keep her fit

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): "Sure, ya gonna get them little pubic hairs stuck between yer teeth now and then, but so what? It ain't so different from sex with guys. Apart from the penis bit of course. Plus ya don't have to swallow."

Hayden Panettiere latest interview in celeb gossip paper LA FagHagSlagMag has also revealed how the $$$s keep pouring in each time the Heroes starlet has talked-up her lesbian leanings.

The 18 year-old actress's recent tabloid three-in-a-bed fantasies netted more than her entire Heroes Series II paycheck.

"I just told them my favorite threesome would include Miley, Angelina Jolie, Paris, Britney, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, Charlize Theron, Katie Holmes......

"AND of course Jenna Bush who got married this weekend to save face and family honor after her last drunken lesbian affair bombed."

Chelsea Clitoris is 27.

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